Mister Hankey Pattern

Mister Hankey, the Christmas Poo Crochet Pattern

Bring a little holiday cheer (and laughs) to your home with this whimsical Mister Hankey design!

Important Note: This is a crochet pattern only, not the finished item.

Pattern Details

This easy (but not beginner) crochet pattern is written in US terms and includes detailed instructions and plenty of photos to guide you through each step.

Materials Needed

• Yarn:
  • 50g size 3 DK yarn in Brown
  • 25g size 3 DK yarn in White, Red
  • Scrap amounts of size 3 DK yarn in Black
• Hook:
  • Size D/3.00 mm or size needed to meet gauge
• Notions:
  • Tapestry needle
  • Fiber Fill
  • Stitch marker
  • 2 small black buttons (Optional: For items intended for ages 3+ only)
  • Optional: White acrylic paint for button details

Pattern Notes

• Mister Hankey’s body and hat are crocheted as one piece, making assembly simpler.
• Worked in continuous rounds from the bottom up—no joining unless instructed.
• Hands and arms are crocheted separately and sewn on for finishing touches.
• Finished Mister Hankey stands approximately 8 inches tall.

Thank You!

Thank you for supporting my small, Canadian, woman-owned business. You're welcome to sell completed Mister Hankey creations made from this pattern, but please credit:

• Instagram: @fat.lady.crochet
• Facebook: Fat Lady Crochet

This pattern is for personal use only and may not be sold, shared, or reproduced in any form.

Instant Download

This pattern is available as a PDF download immediately after payment. If you encounter any issues, feel free to message me for assistance.
Note: Digital purchases are non-refundable and non-exchangeable.

Bring some humor and holiday spirit to your crochet projects with Mister Hankey! 🎄💩