Are you ready to crochet the life of the party? Meet the Mankini Gnome: cheeky, playful, and totally rocking his tiny swimsuit confidence. Whether he’s lounging on your shelf, joining your craft fair lineup, or being gifted to someone with an A+ sense of humor, this gnome is guaranteed to bring the laughs and start conversations.
Designed for intermediate crocheters with a solid grasp of the basics, this pattern includes step-by-step instructions and clear photos to help you bring this sassy little guy to life. If you can manage continuous rounds without losing your cool and don’t mind sewing on tiny sunglasses, you’re golden.
Why You’ll Love This Pattern:
- It’s hilarious. Obviously.
- A guaranteed hit at parties, craft fairs, or awkward family gatherings.
- A fun challenge for those ready to flex their crochet skills.
Materials You’ll Need:
- 200 grams of size 4 (worsted weight) yarn in Light Peach
- 50 grams of size 4 yarn in Red
- 25 grams each of size 4 yarn in Light Blue, Turquoise, White, and Black
- Crochet hook size G (4.00 mm)
- Tapestry needle
- Fiber fill (because squishy is a vibe)
- Stitch marker (for when you zone out and need to save your place)
Pattern Notes:
- Legs, body, head, and hat are worked in one piece. (No unnecessary drama here.)
- Continuous rounds are your friend (or foe, depending on your patience).
- Arms, mankini, beard, and sunglasses are made separately and sewn on later.
- Stands proudly at about 12 inches tall—because this gnome is here to make a statement.
Important Stuff to Know:
- This pattern is a digital download (not a physical product), so check your inbox for instant hilarity.
- You’re welcome to sell the gnomes you make (cha-ching!)—just please credit me, Fat Lady Crochet. Tag me on Instagram at @fat.lady.crochet or find me on Facebook at Fat Lady Crochet.
- Sharing this pattern or trying to resell it? Not cool. Just don’t.
No Takebacksies!
PDF patterns are like secrets whispered into your inbox—once you’ve got them, there’s no un-whispering. Because they’re digital, we can’t do refunds, exchanges, or returns. But hey, if your download goes rogue or your brain gets tangled in the instructions, I’m here to help! Just holler, and we’ll untangle it together. Thanks for understanding and keeping my crochet empire running smoothly! 🧶
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