Boob Cushion Pattern

Funny and Cuddly Cushion Crochet Pattern

Add a touch of humor and comfort to your decor with this playful cushion crochet pattern! Perfect as a gift or as a conversation starter in your own space.

Important Note: This is a crochet pattern only, not the finished item.

Pattern Details

This easy (but not beginner) crochet pattern is written in US terms and includes clear instructions and detailed photos to guide you through every step. It’s designed for crocheters who have experience with basic stitches and are comfortable with sewing smaller pieces onto a larger project.

Materials Needed

• Yarn:
  • 2 skeins (300g each) Bernat Blanket Yarn in Pink Dust (super bulky, size 6)
  • 40g of worsted weight (size 4) yarn in Dark Pink
• Hooks:
  • Size 6.50 mm (K) hook
  • Size 4.00 mm (G) hook
• Notions:
  • Tapestry needle
  • Stitch marker
  • Pre-made 14" x 14" cushion form

Pattern Notes

• The cushion cover is crocheted in one piece and folded in half for assembly.
• The boobs and nipples are worked separately and sewn onto the cover.
• The nipples are created using worsted weight yarn and the smaller hook for added detail.

Thank You!

Thank you for supporting my small, Canadian, woman-owned business! Feel free to sell finished cushions made from this pattern, but please credit:

• Instagram: @fat.lady.crochet
• Facebook: Fat Lady Crochet

This pattern is for personal use only and may not be shared, reproduced, or sold.

Download Information

This pattern is available as an instant PDF download. Upon payment, your file will be ready to download. If you have any trouble, don’t hesitate to message me.
Please note: All digital purchases are final and cannot be refunded, returned, or exchanged.

Create a cushion that's cozy, cute, and sure to bring smiles! 😄