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Yarn & Coffee Hoodie
Yarn & Coffee Hoodie
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Wrap yourself in cozy vibes and sarcasm with this limited-edition hoodie inspired by one of my most-loved memes! Featuring a skeleton clutching coffee (and probably clinging to sanity), it reads:
"I like my yarn like I like my coffee—smooth, comforting, and in dangerously large quantities."
Perfect for crocheters, coffee lovers, and anyone who's ever bought yarn "just in case."
Available in Pink or White (please note: due to fabric properties, White may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white).
Product details:
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn = soft feel with reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body to avoid that weird crease down the front
1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket for snacks or yarn ends
Double-needle stitching throughout for durability
🧵 Print-on-demand item: That means each one is made just for you, so shipping times are not guaranteed. Please allow extra time for delivery.
🔁 Returns accepted, but no refunds. If there’s an issue, I want to make it right—just reach out.
💖 Thank you so much for supporting Fat Lady Crochet and helping me turn memes and yarn addiction into wearable joy.
👉 Follow me everywhere:
@fatladycrochet
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 27 | 20 |
M | 28 | 22 |
L | 29 | 24 |
XL | 30 | 26 |
2XL | 31 | 28 |
3XL | 32 | 30 |
4XL | 33 | 32 |
5XL | 34 | 34 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
L | 73.7 | 61 |
XL | 76.2 | 66 |
2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |


