Yarn & Coffee Tote

☕🧶 "Smooth, comforting, and in dangerously large quantities."
If that sounds like your ideal Saturday (or Tuesday, let’s be honest), this bold yarn bag is your new favorite sidekick.

Featuring Fat Lady Crochet’s popular skeleton-and-coffee meme, this tote is big, sturdy, and full of sass—just like your stash.

Big, bold, and ready to roam.
This roomy tote features soft rope handles, a wrinkle-free finish, and plenty of space for your weekend essentials—whether that's yarn, snacks, or a whole blanket-in-progress.

Bag Features:
100% spun polyester exterior for vibrant, long-lasting print
50% cotton / 50% polyester cream sheeting interior lining
Cream-colored cotton rope handles through strong metal grommets
Size: 24″ × 13″ × 5.5″ (60.9 × 33 × 14 cm)

Great for craft nights, road trips, or hauling “just a few more” skeins home from the yarn store.

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Because when it comes to yarn—and caffeine—moderation is wildly overrated. ☠️💀🧶

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!